Aug 29 2008

I love zits!

I love zits, i love the big pop-ups and , i can’t wait to burst the liquid out or nip the blackhead out. I am always ready to position myself at the best angle to watch the zips unfurl from beneath.

Most girls would hate the pop-out. But contrastly, i welcome it pervertly!

I used to be known as a pimple gal when i was in school. Yet, i was never offended by this nick given. I seriously have a great time, spending my free time observing my face at the mirror with the equipment in placed to work on my face rapidly as i uncover a good deal to attack. This pervert habit still exists today and i extended my beauty services to people around me with iresistable pops for my delighting pleasure which i cannot derive from my own. Fortunately, although i used to be a pimple gal, my complexion is still reasonable acceptable although occasionally, i can still spot one or two to get some work done.

I guess, i derived so much joy and achievement in this leisure that, you can never imagine, i openly revealed during a getting to know session then with my new team on the subject - our favourite pastime. I proudly wrote - squeezing zits!

Lately, i very much concern on the forming wrinkles and i signed up for a facial package. and today, I am amazed by the large output the beautitian managed to achieve from my face - the cotton size tissue was filled with my blackheads! So angry, why can’t i get the result when i DIY myself instead. I really feel good squeezing and admiring the zits that pops out lor!


Aug 25 2008

My Plasma TV

My 50 inch plasma TV has arrived finally!

Last year, i went home sulking, banging heart reciting - ‘Why not me?’

This year, 1 August 2008, i finally got it!

The Annual D&D theme this year was all about - ‘Go For Gold’ coincide with the just over 2008 Beijing Olympics. I must say, i was anticipating to grace this event with bagful of hopes that i might get away with something. To irritate further, i have been annoying people by pestering them to clap for me when i go up on stage this year. All these nonsense came into reality.

The emcee for the night, my childhood favourite host of Gotcha, Moe paged me on stage on the possibility of winning a prize along side with nine other lucky contestors. When my number was displayed, i was composed, I managed my anxiety inside me in order as i walked up the stage (It not a case whereby i can just go up, give my firm handshake, smile at camera, collect my prize and come down). There, i had a preview of all the 10 possible prizes that i could walk home away. The challenge was, each of the contestor has to go down stage and obtain 3 lipstick marks on the both cheeks and forehead. The fastest to return back on stage will have the priority to select what prize he/she wants to walk away with!

I was fortunate to have a team of supporters who had already put on their lipsticks, all ready to plant their kisses when i ran down at the count of three. And i made it back on stage promptly as the champion. The guys had a hard time getting female volunteers who are willing to give away free kisses came back on stage defeated.

And lucky me, i got to choose what i wanted and the rest will subsequently select the leftovers. I got to be stupid if i choose the cheapest electronic consumer product. So, naturally, i took the highest value item on the list - The Samsung 50 inch plasma TV with S$500 vouchers.

I am sure my folks had cheered for me, clapped for me, felt happy for me…this year, i am a winner and i am thankful for least i know there were no “Why Her”, “Why not me” buzzing around me. I am blushing in red for whenever i go, everyone congratulate me on my big screen :)

And yes, now the TV has arrived, the war is starting soon for Mr Gwan is unwilling to ciao his bellas he had in procession for 30 years to make room for the newly invaded intruder.  


Aug 19 2008

7th Month

The fortune and fengshui for the 7th month read - If you ever wondered when your turn will come to be rich and famous by your standards, this is it!!!

Yeah, this fabulous month, money luck is omnipresent so my career is likely to see some form of major improvement, luck will be good that money will flows without me having to do very much.

Gladly it was seemingly true on the prediction, i am glad to be the one of the minor toto winner of 8 August 2008, 8.8mil draw which i collected $90 before the deducted of my $25 investment. 

But horror started to unfold. I committed the worst mistake i ever made in my growing up by autographing the acceptance of offer irrationally. I breached the offer days later after days of serious thoughts of what i really want. The entire episode was dreadfulness and am still in process to resolve this painful mess.
This 7th month, i am certainly haunted and going through a horrifying experience.

This is a pricey experience to pay for a moment of folly. What a fish!